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I could swoon the hearts of anypony by just walking. I could be balls deep in your waifu with just my smooth talking.
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>>393776
ill be fine most likely. and i dont plan to catch the friendship express until at least after mare fair or to 3 years
ill be fine most likely. and i dont plan to catch the friendship express until at least after mare fair or to 3 years
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>>393784
It's not, though. Ponies are people -- the kind of ponies asked about, above. They were, I would think, made like us, to be eternal creations.
So, either it's fine, it's fine but the couple will never have foals, or you'll flood the land with satyrs.
It's not, though. Ponies are people -- the kind of ponies asked about, above. They were, I would think, made like us, to be eternal creations.
So, either it's fine, it's fine but the couple will never have foals, or you'll flood the land with satyrs.
>>393786
wait we have female in our fandom?!
ofc that was a joke
i want more female reactors for mlp
i only found 5 and 3 of them deleted their channels
wait we have female in our fandom?!
ofc that was a joke
i want more female reactors for mlp
i only found 5 and 3 of them deleted their channels
>If you would like to join, make a sensible loadout here at:
innawoods.net
>And if you want to bring in something special or anything not on the list, shop it in. Don't go overboard, though.
>When you're done, read over the Operator's Handbook:
https://ponepaste.org/7810
>Or the Hoofbook if you wanna be a pony:
https://ponepaste.org/7812
>Then drop a post here.
>Overall Pastes:
https://ponepaste.org/user/PonyStrangler
>Bulletin Board:
https://ponepaste.org/7806
>Previous Thread:
>>352263 → →
[Read more] innawoods.net
>And if you want to bring in something special or anything not on the list, shop it in. Don't go overboard, though.
>When you're done, read over the Operator's Handbook:
https://ponepaste.org/7810
>Or the Hoofbook if you wanna be a pony:
https://ponepaste.org/7812
>Then drop a post here.
>Overall Pastes:
https://ponepaste.org/user/PonyStrangler
>Bulletin Board:
https://ponepaste.org/7806
>Previous Thread:
>>352263 → →
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>>393801
>Stepping back into view, the avatar nods, checking for local connections first, then studying through previous logs and video.
>Eyebrows raising slightly, six mainframes are accessed, the main server, four under the name Aguina, then Astral Legacy's communication network.
'Interesting.. sending requests for authorization.'
[1d6+4 = (4+4) = 8] <E.Electronic Warfare
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6]
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6]
"Oh? Yesss!"
>Smiling wide, Starglow lifts both hooves to press her snout, rocking side to side in short, excited motions, her entire body brightening several degrees with a merry tone.
"Thank you! I'll try to catch her when she's not busy, would love to take her on a date. She seems so nice."
>Front legs placed on either side, ears twitch in spastic, clearly uncomfortable motions for three seconds.
"Basin Village is still off limits. It was renamed too, didn't catch what though. Two of the odd mares said there's problems with humans having... psychotic breaks."
>Exhaling raspily before flipping her mane in an effort to distance from that topic, the younger Remostrine frowns, which turns into a deep, angered scowl.
"Not good. Will have to tell Shanis when she comes back, that's one of her contractees. And Bubba's still in the Enclave studying that... monster. Don't wanna see that thing again."
>Biting her lips for a few seconds, suspicion flickers across her face twice, gazing up to fix the helmet's center.
>Eyes tightening briefly, she takes on a serious, cool tone, setting up three long notices on longer screen.
"Mom said you've done her some huge favors, so I'll help for a while or unless this headache gets worse.
The Free Traders mom got in contact with are a pretty secret faction that hates Mainland Equestria. Probably got burned a few times in New Canterlot. They trade stuff from all over the Dragonspines, basically whatever the Vigilants don't or can't use. Elder Dragon Council gave them a charter some time ago: no taxes, fees, fines, nothing like that."
>Giggling brightly at the typically restricted access items, Starglows ears waggle at the next.
"Bubba brought this trade notice back... some of it is INSANE! She's selling a bunch of impossible to find weapons, Dusk Strider stuff and there's even one of the lost alicorn weapons too! A million Bits... that's totally worth the price!"
>Reviewing what was being offered, Shiibo starts to pale, then thinks better of it, slapping a [BUY NOW.] sticker over her head.
"This last one.. I'll just say I know them but if their name ever gets shared outside of Razorback there's going to be some absolutely angry ponies showing up here. I've been redacting the name wherever it shows up just in case."
>The third was directly copied from a number of official trade notices, short phrases blacked out across, each the same length, which Starglow points away from.
>Rotating the screen 45 degrees left with a hum, the left forehoof points down several lines, resetting, then rotating right 45.
"See all these? Align any of those three in certain angles, like this, or this. They're set in a weirdly specific way. None of mom's InterPonies have figured out what they mean and I have no idea what to think."
>'Shiibo' takes clear snapshots of each to orient, a series of comparisons run which creates a series of letter codes.
'She is correct. Obviously coded.. and thoroughly unrecognizable. No equine ciphers on file. Impossible to decrypt without a master list, preexisting knowledge of operational guidelines, and faction specific terminology.
Excluding direct access by Naliyna and Clemency, this one should be marked as either restricted or classified. Redacting now.'
>Scrubbing the files and a short amount of time from her active recording, the avatar returns, eyeing the first two listings.
'Hm. Sir, this may be an interconnected black market. Please ask her these questions in order: do these prices seem inflated by ninety-percent? Are you aware of any stable large black markets outside the Empire? Do you know of a black market which buys for near-equivalent values?'
[Read more] >Stepping back into view, the avatar nods, checking for local connections first, then studying through previous logs and video.
>Eyebrows raising slightly, six mainframes are accessed, the main server, four under the name Aguina, then Astral Legacy's communication network.
'Interesting.. sending requests for authorization.'
[1d6+4 = (4+4) = 8] <E.Electronic Warfare
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6]
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6]
"Oh? Yesss!"
>Smiling wide, Starglow lifts both hooves to press her snout, rocking side to side in short, excited motions, her entire body brightening several degrees with a merry tone.
"Thank you! I'll try to catch her when she's not busy, would love to take her on a date. She seems so nice."
>Front legs placed on either side, ears twitch in spastic, clearly uncomfortable motions for three seconds.
"Basin Village is still off limits. It was renamed too, didn't catch what though. Two of the odd mares said there's problems with humans having... psychotic breaks."
>Exhaling raspily before flipping her mane in an effort to distance from that topic, the younger Remostrine frowns, which turns into a deep, angered scowl.
"Not good. Will have to tell Shanis when she comes back, that's one of her contractees. And Bubba's still in the Enclave studying that... monster. Don't wanna see that thing again."
>Biting her lips for a few seconds, suspicion flickers across her face twice, gazing up to fix the helmet's center.
>Eyes tightening briefly, she takes on a serious, cool tone, setting up three long notices on longer screen.
"Mom said you've done her some huge favors, so I'll help for a while or unless this headache gets worse.
The Free Traders mom got in contact with are a pretty secret faction that hates Mainland Equestria. Probably got burned a few times in New Canterlot. They trade stuff from all over the Dragonspines, basically whatever the Vigilants don't or can't use. Elder Dragon Council gave them a charter some time ago: no taxes, fees, fines, nothing like that."
>Giggling brightly at the typically restricted access items, Starglows ears waggle at the next.
"Bubba brought this trade notice back... some of it is INSANE! She's selling a bunch of impossible to find weapons, Dusk Strider stuff and there's even one of the lost alicorn weapons too! A million Bits... that's totally worth the price!"
>Reviewing what was being offered, Shiibo starts to pale, then thinks better of it, slapping a [BUY NOW.] sticker over her head.
"This last one.. I'll just say I know them but if their name ever gets shared outside of Razorback there's going to be some absolutely angry ponies showing up here. I've been redacting the name wherever it shows up just in case."
>The third was directly copied from a number of official trade notices, short phrases blacked out across, each the same length, which Starglow points away from.
>Rotating the screen 45 degrees left with a hum, the left forehoof points down several lines, resetting, then rotating right 45.
"See all these? Align any of those three in certain angles, like this, or this. They're set in a weirdly specific way. None of mom's InterPonies have figured out what they mean and I have no idea what to think."
>'Shiibo' takes clear snapshots of each to orient, a series of comparisons run which creates a series of letter codes.
'She is correct. Obviously coded.. and thoroughly unrecognizable. No equine ciphers on file. Impossible to decrypt without a master list, preexisting knowledge of operational guidelines, and faction specific terminology.
Excluding direct access by Naliyna and Clemency, this one should be marked as either restricted or classified. Redacting now.'
>Scrubbing the files and a short amount of time from her active recording, the avatar returns, eyeing the first two listings.
'Hm. Sir, this may be an interconnected black market. Please ask her these questions in order: do these prices seem inflated by ninety-percent? Are you aware of any stable large black markets outside the Empire? Do you know of a black market which buys for near-equivalent values?'
>>393803
>He weaves a half wave towards the crystal mare at her glee as he moves gear from his pack.
"Yes. Mercy was missing as well. A search is already underway. As for the psychotic breaks, depending on the memories altered it would not be unsurprising. Those humans may be critical in determining what this contamination was all for. Their presentation sounds different from the majority."
>Stepping off the edge of the matrice after the goods he deposited were whisked away by the Remnant's portal, he regards the three trade notices with a wary eye.
'These goods are... impossible to believe.'
>Sharing an incredulous look to match Shiibo's initial paleing face, he tilts his head as he reorients the third notice multiple times.
'Noted. Third notice is restricted.'
>Leveling his neck, he shifts the chin of his helmet against his head.
"Three questions. Are these prices on the first two notices inflated by ninety percent? Are you aware of any stable large black markets outside of the Empire? And do you know of any black markets which buy at near equivalent values? Regarding that third notice, it is absolutely coded and impossible to decrypt without proper cypher lists. My system also lacks the requisite information to crack it. You should only show that notice to Naliyna or Clemency."
[Read more] >He weaves a half wave towards the crystal mare at her glee as he moves gear from his pack.
"Yes. Mercy was missing as well. A search is already underway. As for the psychotic breaks, depending on the memories altered it would not be unsurprising. Those humans may be critical in determining what this contamination was all for. Their presentation sounds different from the majority."
>Stepping off the edge of the matrice after the goods he deposited were whisked away by the Remnant's portal, he regards the three trade notices with a wary eye.
'These goods are... impossible to believe.'
>Sharing an incredulous look to match Shiibo's initial paleing face, he tilts his head as he reorients the third notice multiple times.
'Noted. Third notice is restricted.'
>Leveling his neck, he shifts the chin of his helmet against his head.
"Three questions. Are these prices on the first two notices inflated by ninety percent? Are you aware of any stable large black markets outside of the Empire? And do you know of any black markets which buy at near equivalent values? Regarding that third notice, it is absolutely coded and impossible to decrypt without proper cypher lists. My system also lacks the requisite information to crack it. You should only show that notice to Naliyna or Clemency."
>>393808
"Mercy? Damn it, those two better be safe! I owe her two blankets and a kiss already."
>Smoothly ditching the other topic by selecting a comparison of Imperial to Kingdom vendors, Starglow's ears stick upright, speaking in amazemarent, though 'Shiibo' makes a slight cutting motion in view.
"I know, right?! Makes me wonder what else they all have in stock they simply haven't advertised yet!"
'She is... most excitable. Sir, please refrain from continuing the second part of that conversation, you are causing moderate psychological distress.'
>Running down a match of heavy Kingdom era ExoFrame shields, the mare's eyebrows furrow briefly before snorting aloud, head tilting left to smile prominently.
"For one, almost all of them are! Normally there's a good lead in deal, that's an object most ponies would want, at a fair or slightly above value price. There's quite a few of those in ach and they're REALLY hard to say no to.. even if I'm completely broke.
Two, there's at least five of, yes. Free Traders, Cairn Wharf, same place Bubba got that notice from, Whitewing Dealers, and the Navarchy's Blackout Hall.
For three, also yes. Each of them buys at minimum ninety to ninety-five percent value. It's actually a lot easier to take on risks than you might think, especially if a group sells specific styles, types, or certain factions."
>Nodding twice, Starglow motions through to seal the last set of offers.
"Kind of thought as much but wasn't sure. I'll remove it so only they can see, and keep the original papers under this cushion for Clemency. The offer is funny, too."
>Resuming her inspection of offers, and finding no matches for them, she leans forwards at two new screens, each detailing older pieces from Las Pegasus that weren't bouth.
"Most of these are.... I have to say really odd. Not much has been refurbished except for one of the Kingdom shields. Almost like these have been pulled out of museums, reliquaries, that sort. So far as I haven't seen any listed as missing. Must be some really big old collections opened up. Or inherited!"
'Interconnected black market confirmed.. one minute sir, this is leading to far more probing questions.'
>Parsing through data quickly, the avatar stands at attention, head slightly cocked left.
'No more questions necessary, sir.
Interesting. Do you also have the sense a certain old black earth stallion is deeply involved? This will take some time to explain.
The pony version of a black market offers goods, services, and information which do not meet a specific faction's guidelines or rules
Both Lucky Stars and Linara match that definition precisely, which I will speak on shortly.
Trade prices are certainly greatly inflated, yet are equally desirable even at their current margins. Were I capable of doing so, I would spend eight hundred thousand Bits immediately, not including the alicorn weapon.
The strict rule of not allowing bartering is flatly unreasonable to nearly all ponies. Therefore, a pony is not in charge of this endeavor. I suspect a Minotaur, Gryphon, or a young, fully trustworthy and incorruptible Dragon to be keeping full track of the amounts.
Should an object be purchased, we know for certain that ninety percent overcharge is not being used to expand any of the black markets themselves. As the initial buy in factor and overhead becomes paid for, a black market must increase its share of openly available goods and services to continue expansion. These have not done so.
Nearly all previous bills of sale and trade notices do not feature decreasing prices over time. Using the prototype's equine mindset, this would be a near-literal offense... doing so is criminal in nine factions.
I have studied the visible prices and noticed a specific trend in Las Pegasus when it was available: goods, housewares, clothing, materials, food, drinks, and the like were kept one to five percent below market norms for Razorback. Excluding luxuries, relics, and the like.. I am fairly sure most of those items were not stolen as suspected.
The Tower Guard, Honor Guard, among numerous high ranking assets, nobles, royals, and the like would have destroyed Razorback had they known. All outlier objects, relics, weapons, armors, artifacts, and the like... sir, Sapphire Kiwi's five percent collection and the office's contents? Sha'Ro would have far more than her in comparison.
Ahem. According to limited intelligence gathered on Linara, along with several archives from Flash, she was, or is, an exceptionally astute influence in destroying competing New Canterlot rivals, ones which I heavily suspect were Anti-infected. A number of Stalliongrad competitors were peacefully taken over, while less than ten were pushed out. She may have been attempting to protect Razorback's open access there by openly acting in a pseudo-competitive manner.
From what I have been able to estimate, the Stalliongrad Import-Export Corporation has at least fifty thousand earth ponies working under various sub-companies, cooperatives, and smaller associated businesses. Equally, a large number of typically equine Stalliongrad amenities were provided to Razorback through multiple cutouts.
Second case in point: approximately 60% of the trees and various seeds planted throughout Razorback are strictly Stalliongrad natives. The excellent cold resistance, good yield, highly acceptable flavors, and long term storage characteristics point to this.'
'There is a >93% probability Stream Lark undertook an external campaign in setting up private reserves and deposits outside the structure of Mainland Equestria. Similarly, only the Princesses and their most trusted agents would be keeping tabs on such.
Correction: >95%. Each receipt form is specific to capital cities. Those are quite easy to track.
In sum: we are not being played, the provided shelter is merely becoming apparent. Please continue while I connect to the prototype, she has likely upgraded at this time.'
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6] <E.Electronic Warfare
[1d6+4 = (1+4) = 5]
[1d6+4 = (1+4) = 5]
[Read more] "Mercy? Damn it, those two better be safe! I owe her two blankets and a kiss already."
>Smoothly ditching the other topic by selecting a comparison of Imperial to Kingdom vendors, Starglow's ears stick upright, speaking in amazemarent, though 'Shiibo' makes a slight cutting motion in view.
"I know, right?! Makes me wonder what else they all have in stock they simply haven't advertised yet!"
'She is... most excitable. Sir, please refrain from continuing the second part of that conversation, you are causing moderate psychological distress.'
>Running down a match of heavy Kingdom era ExoFrame shields, the mare's eyebrows furrow briefly before snorting aloud, head tilting left to smile prominently.
"For one, almost all of them are! Normally there's a good lead in deal, that's an object most ponies would want, at a fair or slightly above value price. There's quite a few of those in ach and they're REALLY hard to say no to.. even if I'm completely broke.
Two, there's at least five of, yes. Free Traders, Cairn Wharf, same place Bubba got that notice from, Whitewing Dealers, and the Navarchy's Blackout Hall.
For three, also yes. Each of them buys at minimum ninety to ninety-five percent value. It's actually a lot easier to take on risks than you might think, especially if a group sells specific styles, types, or certain factions."
>Nodding twice, Starglow motions through to seal the last set of offers.
"Kind of thought as much but wasn't sure. I'll remove it so only they can see, and keep the original papers under this cushion for Clemency. The offer is funny, too."
>Resuming her inspection of offers, and finding no matches for them, she leans forwards at two new screens, each detailing older pieces from Las Pegasus that weren't bouth.
"Most of these are.... I have to say really odd. Not much has been refurbished except for one of the Kingdom shields. Almost like these have been pulled out of museums, reliquaries, that sort. So far as I haven't seen any listed as missing. Must be some really big old collections opened up. Or inherited!"
'Interconnected black market confirmed.. one minute sir, this is leading to far more probing questions.'
>Parsing through data quickly, the avatar stands at attention, head slightly cocked left.
'No more questions necessary, sir.
Interesting. Do you also have the sense a certain old black earth stallion is deeply involved? This will take some time to explain.
The pony version of a black market offers goods, services, and information which do not meet a specific faction's guidelines or rules
Both Lucky Stars and Linara match that definition precisely, which I will speak on shortly.
Trade prices are certainly greatly inflated, yet are equally desirable even at their current margins. Were I capable of doing so, I would spend eight hundred thousand Bits immediately, not including the alicorn weapon.
The strict rule of not allowing bartering is flatly unreasonable to nearly all ponies. Therefore, a pony is not in charge of this endeavor. I suspect a Minotaur, Gryphon, or a young, fully trustworthy and incorruptible Dragon to be keeping full track of the amounts.
Should an object be purchased, we know for certain that ninety percent overcharge is not being used to expand any of the black markets themselves. As the initial buy in factor and overhead becomes paid for, a black market must increase its share of openly available goods and services to continue expansion. These have not done so.
Nearly all previous bills of sale and trade notices do not feature decreasing prices over time. Using the prototype's equine mindset, this would be a near-literal offense... doing so is criminal in nine factions.
I have studied the visible prices and noticed a specific trend in Las Pegasus when it was available: goods, housewares, clothing, materials, food, drinks, and the like were kept one to five percent below market norms for Razorback. Excluding luxuries, relics, and the like.. I am fairly sure most of those items were not stolen as suspected.
The Tower Guard, Honor Guard, among numerous high ranking assets, nobles, royals, and the like would have destroyed Razorback had they known. All outlier objects, relics, weapons, armors, artifacts, and the like... sir, Sapphire Kiwi's five percent collection and the office's contents? Sha'Ro would have far more than her in comparison.
Ahem. According to limited intelligence gathered on Linara, along with several archives from Flash, she was, or is, an exceptionally astute influence in destroying competing New Canterlot rivals, ones which I heavily suspect were Anti-infected. A number of Stalliongrad competitors were peacefully taken over, while less than ten were pushed out. She may have been attempting to protect Razorback's open access there by openly acting in a pseudo-competitive manner.
From what I have been able to estimate, the Stalliongrad Import-Export Corporation has at least fifty thousand earth ponies working under various sub-companies, cooperatives, and smaller associated businesses. Equally, a large number of typically equine Stalliongrad amenities were provided to Razorback through multiple cutouts.
Second case in point: approximately 60% of the trees and various seeds planted throughout Razorback are strictly Stalliongrad natives. The excellent cold resistance, good yield, highly acceptable flavors, and long term storage characteristics point to this.'
'There is a >93% probability Stream Lark undertook an external campaign in setting up private reserves and deposits outside the structure of Mainland Equestria. Similarly, only the Princesses and their most trusted agents would be keeping tabs on such.
Correction: >95%. Each receipt form is specific to capital cities. Those are quite easy to track.
In sum: we are not being played, the provided shelter is merely becoming apparent. Please continue while I connect to the prototype, she has likely upgraded at this time.'
[1d6+4 = (2+4) = 6] <E.Electronic Warfare
[1d6+4 = (1+4) = 5]
[1d6+4 = (1+4) = 5]
>Both hands cupped and peering through the window, Katyal stares, smiling at acceping the filly toucher's contract to perform this delivery.
('Shinies are so hard to resist.. GAH! FUCK THAT GAME! DAMN YOU ANON! ...I wanna know more about the sequels but not until you stop dying!')
>Finding no physicals moving or hostile immaterials of various distinctions which she hated dealing with, both hands drop to her side, glancing up to eye the steel plaque in disgust.
"Pony Barracks, Modular... fuck. Really hope they don't start going THAT route too. Took us sixteen thousand years to get out of it."
>Head turning left to eye the rifle's barrel, down at the SMG, then balling her fists so she couldn't reach a grenade, the woman's right left knuckle tapping against the high velocity semiauto on her belt.
"Remember what Folu said: close combat cannot be your specialty on this world, thus I need you to stay strong for me-"
>Deep inhale, deep exhale, deeper inhale, deeper exhale, finishing the next line in a sincere, welcoming tone.
"Because I'm NOT good at it. ...did I seriously do something bad last night or tonight?"
>Pushing that line of thought aside with new, somewhat firmer willpower, she opens the door with her right hand, stepping in and closing said door loudly.
>Pausing a fiftieth-second, she listens, observes, then expands her awareness in the same.
('Shower in use. Diamond or better. High purity human. Weak ka. Ingrained. No enchants. No local weapons. No local armor. No local materials. Not yet at least. Loyalty. Conditioned. Heavy engrams. Objectives structured. Orderly. Resistant. Resilient. Clueless. Confused. ...physically exceptional. Mentally malleable. Possible candidate for hybrid program. Should I? .....adding him to the list. Build new bridges later. Sorry Folu, need to give him this chance, genetics are incredible. Need results soon.
..............Crystal mare. Complete unknown? Right. Harmonics difficult. Tones. Vibrations. Registers. Based on solid emotional states. Extreme threats. Best friends. Never studied how to soul-search them. Good. Faster this way.')
>Grinning slightly, Katyal strides in to knock on each of the west side doors, making no attempt to hide her boots clomping, and in fact adding considerable effort to turn each one into a stomp.
>Finding no answers, she steps into an incredibly pony meeting and lounging den, systematically analyzing it for clues while suspending investigation at the southwest side shower.
('Luxurious. Plush. Comfortable. Easy seating. No obstacles. Great material colors. Cool temperature, temp neutral. Minimal blue, white, yellow light sources. This place is perfect. Must convince Sapphire Kiwi to implement hybrid programs.... later. Saddle Arabian Cults dedicated to the Burning General need to be restructured. Shown too. Possibilities = endless. Can't fail Committee now.')
>Allowing a trace smile to flicker across her lips, she turns hard right, heels thumping on polished, enchanted, incredibly firm ironwood.
('No wonder their companions love this place. Few ponies COULD disagree. Meets all equine requiremarents.')
>Standing in front of the extra large pony style shower, right hand snaps out to grab the handle silently, preparing herself, then opens it in a swift motion, intoning the drilled name in severity.
"Elusine Ametrina, Imperial Warden Knight, descendant of Princess Cadenza Mi Amore, or Miyamori. You are hereby charged to-"
>Letting the half-threat hang, the seated Crystal mare's forelegs drop down to cover her exposed teats, lime colored eyes snapping open in shock, leaning back against the rigidly faced Asiatic human.
>Halted from scrubbing her front shoulders, his jaw sets, instantly taking on a hostile gaze while he makes to stand in order to protect the mare.
>Another split-second is used to confirm the temperature inside, Katyal noting ninety-five degrees, judging the steam, warmth, pressure.
('Excellent reaction speeds. Hers is false. He hasn't acclimated. Perfect situation.')
>Turning left and reaching back to drag the giant heart-shaped crystal out from behind her pack's straps, Katyal bends forwards, presenting it in both hands while changing her timbre to a truly honest, warm variation.
"Carry My Love. Your cover is no longer necessary. She is beyond pleased, as are the benefactors. Join them, please."
>The mare's eyes snapping up to regard her in shock, fear, and anger, Kat smiles knowingly at the man, once more taking on the commanding medic persona.
"If you have been forced into this position, state you did not consent to the nearest equine authority. Otherwise, plow her again."
>Laying the holy crystalline object down inside the shower, Kaytal's left fist thumps onto her chest, bowing deeply at the waist.
"Do not act as if I have insulted nor interrupted you for I have not. The Goddesses bless you both this Night."
>Standing up straight, the door is shut, spinning around on the right heel and marching forwards to enter the hallway with the most SINISTER grin she felt was appropriate.
>Setting the brush down, Chisan thinks, considers, then mentally grimaces, wrapping his arms loosely around the royal mare's neck.
>Pulling her back against his chest, the Tempestus Scion frowns, knowing the Inquisitor was going to ask HIGHLY specific questions.
>Maybe.
"Elusine?"
"Yes?"
"I did not.. dislike the sexual activities you required from me in order to retain your role."
"I'm REALLY sorry! I've been stuck like this for weeks!"
"Do not apologize or be concerned, my orders are to maintain your cover at all costs."
"Thank you... can you close your eyes? Okay, touch right there. Grab that-"
"There is a crease or edge. What must I do?"
"Pull REALLY fucking hard in a single motion-"
>Jerking the skin-like edge open, the noblemare half-shrieks as Chisan holds up-
"A false scar. I now understand the situation."
"FFFFFFFFF THAT BIIIIIIIIITCH! SHE NEVER SAID THEY'D HURT THIS GODDESS DAMNED BAD!"
"This..... is going to be difficult to explain."
"YOU'RE TELLING ME!"
[Read more] ('Shinies are so hard to resist.. GAH! FUCK THAT GAME! DAMN YOU ANON! ...I wanna know more about the sequels but not until you stop dying!')
>Finding no physicals moving or hostile immaterials of various distinctions which she hated dealing with, both hands drop to her side, glancing up to eye the steel plaque in disgust.
"Pony Barracks, Modular... fuck. Really hope they don't start going THAT route too. Took us sixteen thousand years to get out of it."
>Head turning left to eye the rifle's barrel, down at the SMG, then balling her fists so she couldn't reach a grenade, the woman's right left knuckle tapping against the high velocity semiauto on her belt.
"Remember what Folu said: close combat cannot be your specialty on this world, thus I need you to stay strong for me-"
>Deep inhale, deep exhale, deeper inhale, deeper exhale, finishing the next line in a sincere, welcoming tone.
"Because I'm NOT good at it. ...did I seriously do something bad last night or tonight?"
>Pushing that line of thought aside with new, somewhat firmer willpower, she opens the door with her right hand, stepping in and closing said door loudly.
>Pausing a fiftieth-second, she listens, observes, then expands her awareness in the same.
('Shower in use. Diamond or better. High purity human. Weak ka. Ingrained. No enchants. No local weapons. No local armor. No local materials. Not yet at least. Loyalty. Conditioned. Heavy engrams. Objectives structured. Orderly. Resistant. Resilient. Clueless. Confused. ...physically exceptional. Mentally malleable. Possible candidate for hybrid program. Should I? .....adding him to the list. Build new bridges later. Sorry Folu, need to give him this chance, genetics are incredible. Need results soon.
..............Crystal mare. Complete unknown? Right. Harmonics difficult. Tones. Vibrations. Registers. Based on solid emotional states. Extreme threats. Best friends. Never studied how to soul-search them. Good. Faster this way.')
>Grinning slightly, Katyal strides in to knock on each of the west side doors, making no attempt to hide her boots clomping, and in fact adding considerable effort to turn each one into a stomp.
>Finding no answers, she steps into an incredibly pony meeting and lounging den, systematically analyzing it for clues while suspending investigation at the southwest side shower.
('Luxurious. Plush. Comfortable. Easy seating. No obstacles. Great material colors. Cool temperature, temp neutral. Minimal blue, white, yellow light sources. This place is perfect. Must convince Sapphire Kiwi to implement hybrid programs.... later. Saddle Arabian Cults dedicated to the Burning General need to be restructured. Shown too. Possibilities = endless. Can't fail Committee now.')
>Allowing a trace smile to flicker across her lips, she turns hard right, heels thumping on polished, enchanted, incredibly firm ironwood.
('No wonder their companions love this place. Few ponies COULD disagree. Meets all equine requiremarents.')
>Standing in front of the extra large pony style shower, right hand snaps out to grab the handle silently, preparing herself, then opens it in a swift motion, intoning the drilled name in severity.
"Elusine Ametrina, Imperial Warden Knight, descendant of Princess Cadenza Mi Amore, or Miyamori. You are hereby charged to-"
>Letting the half-threat hang, the seated Crystal mare's forelegs drop down to cover her exposed teats, lime colored eyes snapping open in shock, leaning back against the rigidly faced Asiatic human.
>Halted from scrubbing her front shoulders, his jaw sets, instantly taking on a hostile gaze while he makes to stand in order to protect the mare.
>Another split-second is used to confirm the temperature inside, Katyal noting ninety-five degrees, judging the steam, warmth, pressure.
('Excellent reaction speeds. Hers is false. He hasn't acclimated. Perfect situation.')
>Turning left and reaching back to drag the giant heart-shaped crystal out from behind her pack's straps, Katyal bends forwards, presenting it in both hands while changing her timbre to a truly honest, warm variation.
"Carry My Love. Your cover is no longer necessary. She is beyond pleased, as are the benefactors. Join them, please."
>The mare's eyes snapping up to regard her in shock, fear, and anger, Kat smiles knowingly at the man, once more taking on the commanding medic persona.
"If you have been forced into this position, state you did not consent to the nearest equine authority. Otherwise, plow her again."
>Laying the holy crystalline object down inside the shower, Kaytal's left fist thumps onto her chest, bowing deeply at the waist.
"Do not act as if I have insulted nor interrupted you for I have not. The Goddesses bless you both this Night."
>Standing up straight, the door is shut, spinning around on the right heel and marching forwards to enter the hallway with the most SINISTER grin she felt was appropriate.
>Setting the brush down, Chisan thinks, considers, then mentally grimaces, wrapping his arms loosely around the royal mare's neck.
>Pulling her back against his chest, the Tempestus Scion frowns, knowing the Inquisitor was going to ask HIGHLY specific questions.
>Maybe.
"Elusine?"
"Yes?"
"I did not.. dislike the sexual activities you required from me in order to retain your role."
"I'm REALLY sorry! I've been stuck like this for weeks!"
"Do not apologize or be concerned, my orders are to maintain your cover at all costs."
"Thank you... can you close your eyes? Okay, touch right there. Grab that-"
"There is a crease or edge. What must I do?"
"Pull REALLY fucking hard in a single motion-"
>Jerking the skin-like edge open, the noblemare half-shrieks as Chisan holds up-
"A false scar. I now understand the situation."
"FFFFFFFFF THAT BIIIIIIIIITCH! SHE NEVER SAID THEY'D HURT THIS GODDESS DAMNED BAD!"
"This..... is going to be difficult to explain."
"YOU'RE TELLING ME!"
>>393812
>Pareidolia draws back his posture for a moment, suddenly acutely aware of the faux pas he committed.
>After a few seconds, he settles back to a more neutral stance.
"I see."
>Nodding slightly at Starglow after she finishes, he makes a slight forward bow.
"Thank you for the information. Good luck sorting the rest of those records. When Naliyna returns, let her know Astral and I will have something to return to her."
>As he departs, he hones in on Shiibo's lecture.
>Making his way to the Library, he heads for Astral's Lab to seek out Inquisitor Flash.
"Understood. With the context of Anti accounted for, Stalliongrad's view of Razorback is now extensively reevaluated. The nautre of our support has been elucidated. I assume the prototype is with Flash and Astral?"
>Pareidolia draws back his posture for a moment, suddenly acutely aware of the faux pas he committed.
>After a few seconds, he settles back to a more neutral stance.
"I see."
>Nodding slightly at Starglow after she finishes, he makes a slight forward bow.
"Thank you for the information. Good luck sorting the rest of those records. When Naliyna returns, let her know Astral and I will have something to return to her."
>As he departs, he hones in on Shiibo's lecture.
>Making his way to the Library, he heads for Astral's Lab to seek out Inquisitor Flash.
"Understood. With the context of Anti accounted for, Stalliongrad's view of Razorback is now extensively reevaluated. The nautre of our support has been elucidated. I assume the prototype is with Flash and Astral?"
>>393797
"Okie dokie!"
>Amy didn't feel the feat was that impressive, there wasn't much she did, the Lost had saved themselves and it would have gone much worse without Lila there to keep the Daymare's focus.
>But domes around the Spire? Amethyst wondered what they were for. Surely to keep the gates sheltered, but then why would nopony enter them? Damaged? Sealed? And why were there so many? It was hard to say. She shared her thoughts.
"Maybe to keep them preserved, a lot of the gates have been damaged beyond use, it took a while to find one that lead out to Tallus, and that was aaall the way in Saddle Arabia near the Eyeraq border if I recall correctly."
>Amy eyed the access plate with a slightly furrowed brow. Here she was walking around with so many valuables, and Rubelime was using her own funds! This couldn't be allowed to stand, oh she was gonna get it, as soon as the filly figured out how she was gonna get it.
"There were lots of Dynasty classes for me to take since my teacher, Avernus, was from that era."
>A ton! For barely a few dozen gems!
>That was a lot of raw material for the kind of gems she could amass with easy access to Tartarus and the materials in it, but how would she transport it all? Amy would need some kind of super heav- Oh there was that need for a tank again.
"Ooh, I could take so much advantage of my access to Tartarus just hauling raw materials in and out."
>Amy could become a fairly successful trader, how about that?
>She gave Rubelime a cheerful smile.
"Semi-serious. My collection is precious to me beyond its actual value, but if I have to trade any of it for necessities, I can."
>Turned out her collection was worth a lot. Should she really be walking around with it all out in the open? Just the bare knowledge of what she was carting around could affect the prices.
>The human's wargear selections were very old, yes, but she wasn't about to look down her nose at such archaic artifice.
"I think they're beyond precious.~"
>Inclining her head again at Rubelime's clarification, it would be a few nights before one may come along that she could make contact with. She could spend a month or more in the Empire just getting acquainted with everything and everypony and be happy with that, but Lila would be miserable in these temperatures for that span of time.
"Hm..."
>Though Rubelime was quick to offer an alternative.
"Oh! Thank you if you would, please? My sire asked me to find them first, and he felt it was very important for me to do so."
>Amy didn't need to sense emotions to know that discussing what she was could be a politically touchy subject, so she felt it was best to keep vague.
"The only thing we can say, it is what it is."
>A snicker of her own followed.
"They did run off all the way to Tartarus, I can only imagine that it was so scandalous they felt the need to elope to another dimension."
>With how valuable the shinies in the satchel were, Amy wouldn't need to barter any of her collection, which was such good news that Amy beamed brightly.
"Yay! I can keep my whole collection now!~"
>She giggled as she waved her arm around inside the extra-dimensional space, waggling her eyebrows at Rubelime.
"I'm not worried, Avernus would not have given it to me if it weren't safe, and I trust her judgement implicitly."
>Still, she withdrew her arm from the satchel, having had her fun with it.
>The unicorn stopping by their side drew Amy's attention, quirking her brow at the panting. She looked like she'd dropped everything and came here at a gallop, surely what she had couldn't have been so valuable to warrant getting here so quickly.
>Perhaps she simply wanted to get in on what Amy had to offer first, but then, nopony else even knew yet, why the rush?
>Amethyst gave the mare a friendly wave.
"Hello Miss Souffle, my name is Amethyst Dalli-Storm-Rose. It's nice to meet you.~"
>The booping finger knew there was a new target, but was behaving for the moment.
"Yup, here!~"
>Stepping forward, Amy presented Celery with the entire satchel for her perusal, still open while considering her own knowledge of the currencies.
[1d6+5 = (1+5) = 6] < Graduate Dynasty [Pre-Late Era]
[1d6+5 = (3+5) = 8]
[1d6+5 = (3+5) = 8]
[1d6+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[Read more] "Okie dokie!"
>Amy didn't feel the feat was that impressive, there wasn't much she did, the Lost had saved themselves and it would have gone much worse without Lila there to keep the Daymare's focus.
>But domes around the Spire? Amethyst wondered what they were for. Surely to keep the gates sheltered, but then why would nopony enter them? Damaged? Sealed? And why were there so many? It was hard to say. She shared her thoughts.
"Maybe to keep them preserved, a lot of the gates have been damaged beyond use, it took a while to find one that lead out to Tallus, and that was aaall the way in Saddle Arabia near the Eyeraq border if I recall correctly."
>Amy eyed the access plate with a slightly furrowed brow. Here she was walking around with so many valuables, and Rubelime was using her own funds! This couldn't be allowed to stand, oh she was gonna get it, as soon as the filly figured out how she was gonna get it.
"There were lots of Dynasty classes for me to take since my teacher, Avernus, was from that era."
>A ton! For barely a few dozen gems!
>That was a lot of raw material for the kind of gems she could amass with easy access to Tartarus and the materials in it, but how would she transport it all? Amy would need some kind of super heav- Oh there was that need for a tank again.
"Ooh, I could take so much advantage of my access to Tartarus just hauling raw materials in and out."
>Amy could become a fairly successful trader, how about that?
>She gave Rubelime a cheerful smile.
"Semi-serious. My collection is precious to me beyond its actual value, but if I have to trade any of it for necessities, I can."
>Turned out her collection was worth a lot. Should she really be walking around with it all out in the open? Just the bare knowledge of what she was carting around could affect the prices.
>The human's wargear selections were very old, yes, but she wasn't about to look down her nose at such archaic artifice.
"I think they're beyond precious.~"
>Inclining her head again at Rubelime's clarification, it would be a few nights before one may come along that she could make contact with. She could spend a month or more in the Empire just getting acquainted with everything and everypony and be happy with that, but Lila would be miserable in these temperatures for that span of time.
"Hm..."
>Though Rubelime was quick to offer an alternative.
"Oh! Thank you if you would, please? My sire asked me to find them first, and he felt it was very important for me to do so."
>Amy didn't need to sense emotions to know that discussing what she was could be a politically touchy subject, so she felt it was best to keep vague.
"The only thing we can say, it is what it is."
>A snicker of her own followed.
"They did run off all the way to Tartarus, I can only imagine that it was so scandalous they felt the need to elope to another dimension."
>With how valuable the shinies in the satchel were, Amy wouldn't need to barter any of her collection, which was such good news that Amy beamed brightly.
"Yay! I can keep my whole collection now!~"
>She giggled as she waved her arm around inside the extra-dimensional space, waggling her eyebrows at Rubelime.
"I'm not worried, Avernus would not have given it to me if it weren't safe, and I trust her judgement implicitly."
>Still, she withdrew her arm from the satchel, having had her fun with it.
>The unicorn stopping by their side drew Amy's attention, quirking her brow at the panting. She looked like she'd dropped everything and came here at a gallop, surely what she had couldn't have been so valuable to warrant getting here so quickly.
>Perhaps she simply wanted to get in on what Amy had to offer first, but then, nopony else even knew yet, why the rush?
>Amethyst gave the mare a friendly wave.
"Hello Miss Souffle, my name is Amethyst Dalli-Storm-Rose. It's nice to meet you.~"
>The booping finger knew there was a new target, but was behaving for the moment.
"Yup, here!~"
>Stepping forward, Amy presented Celery with the entire satchel for her perusal, still open while considering her own knowledge of the currencies.
[1d6+5 = (1+5) = 6] < Graduate Dynasty [Pre-Late Era]
[1d6+5 = (3+5) = 8]
[1d6+5 = (3+5) = 8]
[1d6+5 = (4+5) = 9]
A containment thread for all brit/pol/ refugees, but also to highlight the political climate of the UK.
>Judges to announce ruling on definition of a woman
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>Why Prince Harry's surprise Ukraine warzone trip frustrated Prince William and left him fuming at palace officials
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>Russia sends horror WW3 threat to UK - 'We will kill all British people'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2042180/russia-ww3-threat-to-uk-ukraine
>Labour faces summer of union discontent
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/04/15/labour-faces-summer-of-union-discontent/
>UK inflation falls to 2.6%, increasing pressure on Bank to cut interest rates
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/apr/16/uk-inflation-falls-bank-of-england-interest-rates
>Toby Carvery owners admit felling beloved 500-year-old oak tree in London after local outrage
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/whitewebbs-woods-tree-enfield-sycamore-gap-b2733473.html
>Sadiq Khan confirms plan for almost 300 affordable homes next to North Middlesex University Hospital
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/sadiq-khan-affordable-housing-north-middlesex-hospital-vistry-edmonton-hyde-mayor-b1222622.html
[Read more] >Judges to announce ruling on definition of a woman
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg7pqzk47zo
>Why Prince Harry's surprise Ukraine warzone trip frustrated Prince William and left him fuming at palace officials
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14614371/why-Prince-Harry-Ukraine-visit-frustrated-Prince-William.html
>Russia sends horror WW3 threat to UK - 'We will kill all British people'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2042180/russia-ww3-threat-to-uk-ukraine
>Labour faces summer of union discontent
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/04/15/labour-faces-summer-of-union-discontent/
>UK inflation falls to 2.6%, increasing pressure on Bank to cut interest rates
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/apr/16/uk-inflation-falls-bank-of-england-interest-rates
>Toby Carvery owners admit felling beloved 500-year-old oak tree in London after local outrage
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/whitewebbs-woods-tree-enfield-sycamore-gap-b2733473.html
>Sadiq Khan confirms plan for almost 300 affordable homes next to North Middlesex University Hospital
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/sadiq-khan-affordable-housing-north-middlesex-hospital-vistry-edmonton-hyde-mayor-b1222622.html
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>Home Office unaware if foreign workers leave after visas end, MPs say
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwykw93d393o
>Now Reeves hints taxes WILL go up: After she vowed there'd be no more hikes, public is warned of £40BILLION bill in Budget
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14873891/Now-Reeves-hints-taxes-vowed-thered-no-hikes-public-warned-40BILLION-bill-Budget.html
>The UK town overrun by feral teenage thugs where residents are too afraid to go outside
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>Miliband plots garden wind farm revolution
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/04/miliband-plots-garden-windfarm-revolution/
>MP Zarah Sultana says she will ‘co-lead’ new party as she quits Labour for Corbyn group
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>After Labour’s first year, Starmer could still learn from ‘one-term Attlee’
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/keir-starmer-year-election-anniversary-labour-attlee-b2780176.html
>Police arrest 300 suspects across London in week-long county lines crackdown
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[Read more] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwykw93d393o
>Now Reeves hints taxes WILL go up: After she vowed there'd be no more hikes, public is warned of £40BILLION bill in Budget
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14873891/Now-Reeves-hints-taxes-vowed-thered-no-hikes-public-warned-40BILLION-bill-Budget.html
>The UK town overrun by feral teenage thugs where residents are too afraid to go outside
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2077168/uk-town-overrun-feral-teenage
>Miliband plots garden wind farm revolution
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/04/miliband-plots-garden-windfarm-revolution/
>MP Zarah Sultana says she will ‘co-lead’ new party as she quits Labour for Corbyn group
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jul/03/jeremy-corbyn-hints-at-launch-of-new-party-as-leftwing-alternative-to-labour
>After Labour’s first year, Starmer could still learn from ‘one-term Attlee’
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/keir-starmer-year-election-anniversary-labour-attlee-b2780176.html
>Police arrest 300 suspects across London in week-long county lines crackdown
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/metropolitan-police-county-lines-crackdown-isle-of-dogs-b1236331.html
>Pride in London returns as events struggle with falling funds
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q877y7g9eo
>Reform MP James McMurdock resigns party whip over allegations surrounding his 'business propriety during Covid pandemic'
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>UK households warned over drinking coffee on Wednesday
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/food/2077820/uk-households-warned-drinking-coffee
>Palestine Action protesters arrested after defying terror ban
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>Reform UK puts teenagers in charge of vital public services
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>A year of Keir: It has ended in tears, but here’s why he might be doing better than you think
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>Female off-duty police officer beaten by mob at London Tube station after challenging fare dodgers
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-officer-attacked-mob-wood-green-station-fare-dodgers-b1236524.html
[Read more] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q877y7g9eo
>Reform MP James McMurdock resigns party whip over allegations surrounding his 'business propriety during Covid pandemic'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14877863/Reform-MP-James-McMurdock-removes-party-whip-probe-allegations.html
>UK households warned over drinking coffee on Wednesday
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/food/2077820/uk-households-warned-drinking-coffee
>Palestine Action protesters arrested after defying terror ban
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/05/palestine-action-protesters-defy-terror-ban/
>Reform UK puts teenagers in charge of vital public services
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jul/05/nigel-farage-reform-uk-teenage-councillors-vital-public-services
>A year of Keir: It has ended in tears, but here’s why he might be doing better than you think
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/keir-starmer-labour-anniversary-election-b2780592.html
>Female off-duty police officer beaten by mob at London Tube station after challenging fare dodgers
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-officer-attacked-mob-wood-green-station-fare-dodgers-b1236524.html
>Welfare U-turn makes spending decisions harder, minister says
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>Tories demand foreigners are banned from getting disability benefits as Kemi Badenoch seeks to tighten access to handouts after Labour's U-turn
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>Reform’s tough-on-crime candidate who could save London from Sadiq Khan
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>Anger as Nationwide refuses members a binding vote on boss’s 43% pay hike
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>Met chief calls for ‘mega’ forces in push for police reform
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Supritiii sounds like snowpity, which is fitting for a song about a goddess of fertility, and protector of horses, ponies, donkeys and mules. We live in a simulation.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TkbadvaMuXo
>King's message of unity for 7/7 attack anniversary
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq53jqg2y90o
>The VERY strange ailments that are netting sufferers a free, brand-new car funded by the taxpayer
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14873017/Anxiety-Constipation-free-car-Taxpayer-Motability-tennis-elbow.html
>Keir Starmer humiliation as EU ‘scuppers’ new one in one out migrant deal
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2078293/keir-starmer-eu-migration
>Labour ‘willing to explore’ wealth tax
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/07/06/lord-kinnock-urges-reeves-to-bring-in-wealth-tax/
>Nearly a quarter of foster places in England provided by private equity-backed firms
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/07/nearly-a-quarter-of-foster-places-in-england-provided-by-private-equity-backed-firms
>Starmer braced for fresh rebellion over reforms to special needs support
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/send-reforms-starmer-ehcp-rebellion-labour-b2783773.html
>London council faces legal action after installing road crossing in colours of transgender pride flag
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-council-sued-crossing-trans-pride-colours-b1236611.html
[Read more] https://youtube.com/watch?v=TkbadvaMuXo
>King's message of unity for 7/7 attack anniversary
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq53jqg2y90o
>The VERY strange ailments that are netting sufferers a free, brand-new car funded by the taxpayer
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14873017/Anxiety-Constipation-free-car-Taxpayer-Motability-tennis-elbow.html
>Keir Starmer humiliation as EU ‘scuppers’ new one in one out migrant deal
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2078293/keir-starmer-eu-migration
>Labour ‘willing to explore’ wealth tax
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/07/06/lord-kinnock-urges-reeves-to-bring-in-wealth-tax/
>Nearly a quarter of foster places in England provided by private equity-backed firms
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/07/nearly-a-quarter-of-foster-places-in-england-provided-by-private-equity-backed-firms
>Starmer braced for fresh rebellion over reforms to special needs support
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/send-reforms-starmer-ehcp-rebellion-labour-b2783773.html
>London council faces legal action after installing road crossing in colours of transgender pride flag
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-council-sued-crossing-trans-pride-colours-b1236611.html
>>393758
>Despair in Lake District as tourists abandon bags of human poo and trash beautiful lake
Is anyponer wondering what's going on in England?
>Despair in Lake District as tourists abandon bags of human poo and trash beautiful lake
Is anyponer wondering what's going on in England?
>Families demand answers as Southport inquiry opens
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cren3qzqy22o
>The exact date YOUR mobile will blast out alert siren as the Government tests emergency system for 'danger to life' situations
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14883257/exact-date-mobile-blast-alert-siren-Government-tests-emergency-danger.html
>Reform set for incredible victory in new poll ahead of crunch elections
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2078825/reform-welsh-parliament-elections-nigel-farage
>King to tell Macron: ‘No borders’ between us
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/08/king-charles-to-tell-macron-no-borders-between-us/
>Children in England ‘living in almost Dickensian levels of poverty’
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/08/children-england-living-almost-dickensian-levels-poverty
>Starmer to push Macron during state visit for ‘one in, one out’ migrant return deal
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-macron-uk-visit-migration-politics-live-updates-b2784110.html
>New scheme launches to pay Londoners up to £15k to rent out spare bedrooms
https://www.standard.co.uk/homesandproperty/property-news/scheme-londoners-rent-out-spare-bedrooms-b1236811.html
Thats a bit of a weird one.
>Incorporated on 5 March 2019
>Correspondence address PO Box 4385, 11862382 - Companies House Default Address, Cardiff, CF14 8LH
>Officers: Anne Donohue, Chief Customer Officer, Georgina Kingsbury, General Counsel / Head Of Compliance, Justin Smith, CEO/Founder
>Dormant Company, £1 in assets
>Nature of Business: Business and domestic software development
Wonder if they've had an investment from Blackrock or some other company. Certainly seems rather peculiar.
>Iran warns of ‘proportionate’ response as IAEA mulls censure
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/10/iran-warns-against-iaea-pressure-israel-attack-as-more-us-talks-loom
>Trump tells Netanyahu to end Gaza war and stop Iran threats, source says, as US ramps up pressure on Israel
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/11/middleeast/us-ramps-up-pressure-as-trump-tells-netanyahu-to-end-gaza-war-and-stop-threatening-iran-intl
>Iran Threatens Israel's Nuclear Sites as Trump Blocks Strike Plan
https://www.newsweek.com/iran-israel-nuclear-strike-retaliation-us-donald-trump-2083769
>Iran tests advanced 2-tonne ballistic missile warhead
https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/514209/Iran-tests-advanced-2-tonne-ballistic-missile-warhead
>U.S. to Withdraw Diplomats From Iraq Amid Iran Tensions
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/11/us/politics/iran-us-iraq-diplomats-middle-east.html
>'Iran will react strongly': Araghchi warns Europe over looming resolution
https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/514214/Iran-will-react-strongly-Araghchi-warns-Europe-over-looming
I think it's a good idea to start the war thread before the war actually starts.
Post anything related to the Iran-Israel war here.
It looks like the war is actually going to be serious this time (Iran has never admitted to having nukes this openly before. That means this time is different...)
We have said this a thousand times before, but here comes time number one thousand and one: It's happening...!
[Read more] https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/10/iran-warns-against-iaea-pressure-israel-attack-as-more-us-talks-loom
>Trump tells Netanyahu to end Gaza war and stop Iran threats, source says, as US ramps up pressure on Israel
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/11/middleeast/us-ramps-up-pressure-as-trump-tells-netanyahu-to-end-gaza-war-and-stop-threatening-iran-intl
>Iran Threatens Israel's Nuclear Sites as Trump Blocks Strike Plan
https://www.newsweek.com/iran-israel-nuclear-strike-retaliation-us-donald-trump-2083769
>Iran tests advanced 2-tonne ballistic missile warhead
https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/514209/Iran-tests-advanced-2-tonne-ballistic-missile-warhead
>U.S. to Withdraw Diplomats From Iraq Amid Iran Tensions
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/11/us/politics/iran-us-iraq-diplomats-middle-east.html
>'Iran will react strongly': Araghchi warns Europe over looming resolution
https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/514214/Iran-will-react-strongly-Araghchi-warns-Europe-over-looming
I think it's a good idea to start the war thread before the war actually starts.
Post anything related to the Iran-Israel war here.
It looks like the war is actually going to be serious this time (Iran has never admitted to having nukes this openly before. That means this time is different...)
We have said this a thousand times before, but here comes time number one thousand and one: It's happening...!
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The nothing ever happens chuds were right again.
>>393804
No, I haven't had time to write all of them yet.
You know how much I write.
And btw, before accusing me of this nonsense, answer the questions I asked you in the texts I sent earlier.
Don't think I forget.
No, I haven't had time to write all of them yet.
You know how much I write.
And btw, before accusing me of this nonsense, answer the questions I asked you in the texts I sent earlier.
Don't think I forget.
>>393795
Just two more weeks to deport all of the Mexicans before the USA can risk the civil unrest brought about by entering a war. Don't worry, it's still happening. Donald just needs time. He is monitoring the situation.
Just two more weeks to deport all of the Mexicans before the USA can risk the civil unrest brought about by entering a war. Don't worry, it's still happening. Donald just needs time. He is monitoring the situation.
>>393795
جوجه رو آخر پاییز میشمرن
Oh, btw, in that same episode of sponge bob from which you sent the meme, that same Mr.Krabs (chud) ends up losing all his money in the end...
جوجه رو آخر پاییز میشمرن
Oh, btw, in that same episode of sponge bob from which you sent the meme, that same Mr.Krabs (chud) ends up losing all his money in the end...
>>393805
>answer the questions I asked you
which one? i don't see any exclamation mark
--
btw the only reason that i am mad at you is only because you said you side with government when a foreign country attacked
that pissed me off , cause that is what they want
both nethan-yahoo and noon khamei need fear mongering and hatred toward another country to stay in power
i hate both of them , but one of them lives closer to me
don't mistake your enemy
هیچ شیری خانه چوبی را خراب نمی کند
مرا این صدای موریانه های داخل می ترساند
also most of our governors are idf/mossad spies anyway
so same thing
[Read more] >answer the questions I asked you
which one? i don't see any exclamation mark
--
btw the only reason that i am mad at you is only because you said you side with government when a foreign country attacked
that pissed me off , cause that is what they want
both nethan-yahoo and noon khamei need fear mongering and hatred toward another country to stay in power
i hate both of them , but one of them lives closer to me
don't mistake your enemy
هیچ شیری خانه چوبی را خراب نمی کند
مرا این صدای موریانه های داخل می ترساند
also most of our governors are idf/mossad spies anyway
so same thing
So as we all know the poojeets all like to fake their credentials to get H1Bs. So this got me thinking "if dishonest behavior is being rewarded then why don't white people adopt dishonest behavior?" Getting a fake degree is a fairly easy and inexpensive process and employers rarely check. Why are we not getting fake degrees of our own? It's not like most entry-level jobs actually need a degree and the jobs aren't going to pay enough to repay student loans anyways. A fake degree is objectively a smarter choice. Go to college and get your life on track today, anon!
https://www.diplomacompany.com/
https://samedaydiplomas.com/collections/bachelor-degree
https://www.buyafakediploma.com/
https://www.bestdcd.com/
https://www.instantdegrees.com/
Go out there and get your dream job!
https://www.diplomacompany.com/
https://samedaydiplomas.com/collections/bachelor-degree
https://www.buyafakediploma.com/
https://www.bestdcd.com/
https://www.instantdegrees.com/
Go out there and get your dream job!
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>>387589
It would be virtually impossible to tell the fake from the real. Powerful names are signing those fake degrees.
It would be virtually impossible to tell the fake from the real. Powerful names are signing those fake degrees.
>>388380
Just stop taking Indian institutions seriously. In fact, place the entire subcontinent under quarantine. Nothing in or out until they can figure out basic plumbing, then they get another chance to be people of the world.
A man can dream.
Just stop taking Indian institutions seriously. In fact, place the entire subcontinent under quarantine. Nothing in or out until they can figure out basic plumbing, then they get another chance to be people of the world.
A man can dream.
>>388389
You think it would be possible to troll India and Pakistan into a nuclear exchange? Maybe make Twitter accounts pretending to Pakistanis and calling modi a bloody benchod bastard.
You think it would be possible to troll India and Pakistan into a nuclear exchange? Maybe make Twitter accounts pretending to Pakistanis and calling modi a bloody benchod bastard.
>>393774
It's from a parody account. Jainkui He would not be able to get away with saying something like that. He is on very thin ice with the CCP after the human embryo modification.
It's from a parody account. Jainkui He would not be able to get away with saying something like that. He is on very thin ice with the CCP after the human embryo modification.
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>1. Media today is filled with works centered around pagan myths and symbolism (mostly promoted by lefties).
>2. Some people develop a new interest in paganism, while in others, old beliefs seem to "reawaken".
>3. Theories begin to spread, claims like "jesus was just a Jew" or "abrahamic religions copied aryan and pagan myths".
>4. Some argue that christianity destroyed the original european civilization rooted in pagan traditions.
>5. This fuels intense clashes between traditional christians and modern pagans.
>6. Cultural and spiritual differences turn into direct conflict. Each side sees the other as a threat.
>7. Movements originally meant to support white identity and cultural unity (like Shiloh Hendrix) become entangled in this chaos, pulled away from their purpose.
>8. Divisions deepen. Each group grows more isolated, more hostile.
>9. Europeans now find themselves caught in an internal spiritual and cultural war, while (((the real enemies))) watch.
Congratulations! Europeans have helped advance a classic part of the "divide and rule" strategy...!
[Read more] >2. Some people develop a new interest in paganism, while in others, old beliefs seem to "reawaken".
>3. Theories begin to spread, claims like "jesus was just a Jew" or "abrahamic religions copied aryan and pagan myths".
>4. Some argue that christianity destroyed the original european civilization rooted in pagan traditions.
>5. This fuels intense clashes between traditional christians and modern pagans.
>6. Cultural and spiritual differences turn into direct conflict. Each side sees the other as a threat.
>7. Movements originally meant to support white identity and cultural unity (like Shiloh Hendrix) become entangled in this chaos, pulled away from their purpose.
>8. Divisions deepen. Each group grows more isolated, more hostile.
>9. Europeans now find themselves caught in an internal spiritual and cultural war, while (((the real enemies))) watch.
Congratulations! Europeans have helped advance a classic part of the "divide and rule" strategy...!
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>>393406
Something like that couldn't exist for the average person. The average person does not understand what is in his best interests or how to work towards a better society. Just look at the U.S. where like 40% of adults believe the rapture is near. How could such people ever hope to participate in your society? Stupid people will work against the interests of not only the group, but themselves if left unchecked.
Something like that couldn't exist for the average person. The average person does not understand what is in his best interests or how to work towards a better society. Just look at the U.S. where like 40% of adults believe the rapture is near. How could such people ever hope to participate in your society? Stupid people will work against the interests of not only the group, but themselves if left unchecked.
>>393412
>Stupid people will work against the interests of not only the group, but themselves if left unchecked.
Women, among many.
>Stupid people will work against the interests of not only the group, but themselves if left unchecked.
Women, among many.
>>393412
It's not a single, unified Union of Egoists everyone must be obligated to participate in. It effectively amounts to a friend group where people join and leave on their own accord. If you've ever got together with friends to build something because you each wanted to see it built--meaning no one needed to pay anyone anything other than helping in the building process--that's was basically a Union of Egoists.
The dumbs can have their religion, society, consumer identities, guilt, etc..., while egoists can get together and consider themselves solely with their own interests and the overlap of such. Simple as. To me it seems more efficient and life has been less stressful since I've started letting go of spooks I don't want--mainly worrying if stuff I like is sausage or pretentious or whatnot--and taking on spooks I think are fun, like candle magic (an opportunity to decorate) and grimoire-making (an opportunity to do gothic calligraphy).
It's like that Marie Kondo cleaning method people were raving about when COVID started but for your head, "keep only what sparks joy" or some shit like that.
It's not a single, unified Union of Egoists everyone must be obligated to participate in. It effectively amounts to a friend group where people join and leave on their own accord. If you've ever got together with friends to build something because you each wanted to see it built--meaning no one needed to pay anyone anything other than helping in the building process--that's was basically a Union of Egoists.
The dumbs can have their religion, society, consumer identities, guilt, etc..., while egoists can get together and consider themselves solely with their own interests and the overlap of such. Simple as. To me it seems more efficient and life has been less stressful since I've started letting go of spooks I don't want--mainly worrying if stuff I like is sausage or pretentious or whatnot--and taking on spooks I think are fun, like candle magic (an opportunity to decorate) and grimoire-making (an opportunity to do gothic calligraphy).
It's like that Marie Kondo cleaning method people were raving about when COVID started but for your head, "keep only what sparks joy" or some shit like that.
>>393117
>and to not bow down to other egoists like gods or kings or presidents, but to be an egoist oneself
if you become an egoist yourself, you compete with all the others
but if you allow the things that define the ego to gradually fall away, you come closer in harmony with everything else.
And you start to develop a hidden correspondence with something formless that guides you through life: faith.
The genius of those who seek dominion is that they took spiritual truth and twisted it to benefit themselves. They took man's natural inclination towards seeking the divine to enslave him.
>and to not bow down to other egoists like gods or kings or presidents, but to be an egoist oneself
if you become an egoist yourself, you compete with all the others
but if you allow the things that define the ego to gradually fall away, you come closer in harmony with everything else.
And you start to develop a hidden correspondence with something formless that guides you through life: faith.
The genius of those who seek dominion is that they took spiritual truth and twisted it to benefit themselves. They took man's natural inclination towards seeking the divine to enslave him.
>>390587
>>1. Media today is filled with works centered around pagan myths and symbolism (mostly promoted by lefties).
I am not sure I understand this phenomenon. Can you give examples?
>>1. Media today is filled with works centered around pagan myths and symbolism (mostly promoted by lefties).
I am not sure I understand this phenomenon. Can you give examples?
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@393711
>>393649
>Please make other threads for Trump related news, and let this one die.
>death by a thousand cuts
This request have been made many times and doesn't work, fags won't make new breads. On the other hoof, discouraging shitposting kills any timid activity in a almost dead board.
>Please make other threads for Trump related news, and let this one die.
>death by a thousand cuts
This request have been made many times and doesn't work, fags won't make new breads. On the other hoof, discouraging shitposting kills any timid activity in a almost dead board.
Am I the weird guy for not understanding why so many people break down onto their hands and knees to worship this obese, childless, over-the-hill incel who spends 99% of his time online having lolcow worthy crashouts and cucking for radfems online because of his crippling mommy issues? I seriously don't understand how anyone can legitimately push Kiwi Farms as the "last bastion of free speech" when you can get banned from the site because Null woke up on the rag that day.
Maybe his dick would start working right if he didn't drink 8 litres of diet coke every single day of his pathetic life, also he cucks hard for s*yniggers so there's another point against him, the larger KF userbase isn't much better knowing they've repeatedly and consistently taken the bait from obvious trolls; see Coppercab, Dillon the Hacker, ParkourDude91, MarioTehPlumber and so forth. Whenever a kiwicuck realizes that the "lolcow" they've spent years of their life autistically obsessing over is revealed to be a troll they always have some form of shitty damage control response along the lines of:
>"Well actually I knew they were a troll all along they're just an UNFUNNY FAIL TROLL and that's why I made this thread! I DIDN'T FALL FOR THE BAIT"
Kiwifarmers love to play the moralfaggotry card but are more than willing to ally with s*yniggers who have been involved with child grooming rings like the Temple ov Love, 764, O9A and soyjak.colony, going so far as to even attempt to steer blame away from the donkey show onto third parties with minimal involvement (such was the case with the Antioch shooting) despite the shooter making dozens of references to the donkey show in his manifesto, having numerous accounts on "soysphere" sites and even being in soyjak.colony at one point.
Null and Kiwicucks are pearlclutching moralfags that love to LARP about their supposed "moral superiority" but aren't afraid to work with CP addicts and child groomers if it benefits them.
[Read more] Maybe his dick would start working right if he didn't drink 8 litres of diet coke every single day of his pathetic life, also he cucks hard for s*yniggers so there's another point against him, the larger KF userbase isn't much better knowing they've repeatedly and consistently taken the bait from obvious trolls; see Coppercab, Dillon the Hacker, ParkourDude91, MarioTehPlumber and so forth. Whenever a kiwicuck realizes that the "lolcow" they've spent years of their life autistically obsessing over is revealed to be a troll they always have some form of shitty damage control response along the lines of:
>"Well actually I knew they were a troll all along they're just an UNFUNNY FAIL TROLL and that's why I made this thread! I DIDN'T FALL FOR THE BAIT"
Kiwifarmers love to play the moralfaggotry card but are more than willing to ally with s*yniggers who have been involved with child grooming rings like the Temple ov Love, 764, O9A and soyjak.colony, going so far as to even attempt to steer blame away from the donkey show onto third parties with minimal involvement (such was the case with the Antioch shooting) despite the shooter making dozens of references to the donkey show in his manifesto, having numerous accounts on "soysphere" sites and even being in soyjak.colony at one point.
Null and Kiwicucks are pearlclutching moralfags that love to LARP about their supposed "moral superiority" but aren't afraid to work with CP addicts and child groomers if it benefits them.
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